Hello All
I am so sorry that I have been MIA. We have been in the process of moving to a new home and it has been a mess. I hope to be able to get something created by next week.
Hugs
Michelle
Friday, August 27, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
Classes for Men
CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL
(Sign up by the 15th)
NOTE:
Due to the complexity and difficulty level of the contents, each course will accept a MAXIMUM of 8 participants.
TOPIC 1 -
"HOW TO FILL UP ICE CUBE TRAYS"
Step-by-step, with slide presentation.
TOPIC 2 -
"THE TOILET PAPER ROLL, DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?"
Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 -
"FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR."
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 4 -
"THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK"
Examples on video.
TOPIC 5 -
"LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER"
Help-line support and support groups.
TOPIC 6 -
"LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS: STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING"
Open forum.
TOPIC 7 -
"HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH"
Graphics and audio-tape.
TOPIC 8 -
"REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST"
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 9 -
"IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?"
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 10 -
"LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER & WIFE"
Online class and role-playing.
TOPIC 11 -
"HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION"
Relaxation, meditation and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 12 -
"IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR, WALLS & NEARBY BATH TUB?"
Group practice.
TOPIC 13 -
"HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES, AND CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE."
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS
(thanks to Karen Morris. :)
(Sign up by the 15th)
NOTE:
Due to the complexity and difficulty level of the contents, each course will accept a MAXIMUM of 8 participants.
TOPIC 1 -
"HOW TO FILL UP ICE CUBE TRAYS"
Step-by-step, with slide presentation.
TOPIC 2 -
"THE TOILET PAPER ROLL, DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?"
Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 -
"FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR."
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 4 -
"THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK"
Examples on video.
TOPIC 5 -
"LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER"
Help-line support and support groups.
TOPIC 6 -
"LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS: STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING"
Open forum.
TOPIC 7 -
"HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH"
Graphics and audio-tape.
TOPIC 8 -
"REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST"
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 9 -
"IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?"
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 10 -
"LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER & WIFE"
Online class and role-playing.
TOPIC 11 -
"HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION"
Relaxation, meditation and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 12 -
"IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR, WALLS & NEARBY BATH TUB?"
Group practice.
TOPIC 13 -
"HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES, AND CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE."
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS
(thanks to Karen Morris. :)
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